How prophetic.
Almost as soothing as scratching poison ivy with the thorn of an hypnotic rose.
Like going parachuting ... the 'brave' way.
So, then. Who agrees that organization-wide, the backlash could go so far as to 'misname' a model:
"The Ruin-car-nation"?
Ruins car.
Ruins nation.
The Ruincarnation!
Comes standard with:
Spiral-fluorescent headlights,
Solar cigarette lighter,
Lighted glove-compartment,
Roof-top garden-system for a merrier time,
Monophonic, soothing, AM Radio/8-track tape player,
Cadillac 4-6-8 cylinder conversion engine,
Ultra-efficient, 2-gear, manual transmission,
- - (or 1-gear transmission if "reverse gear" is not needed)
Automatic inspect-&-pay radio ID for all Federal toll-roads,
.
Hidden surveillance cameras
Guaranteed-secure Govt ownership of recordings therefrom.
Pedals (for your improved motoring efficiency)
Toyota? If Govt can meddle, it will meddle. Regardless of brand.
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